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How Not to Park at a StayWithJay Residence

So here’s how not to park when you’re staying at one of our properties:

❌ Do not block the entire driveway from 10PM to 7AM.

❌ Do not assume the world revolves around your front bumper.

❌ Do not cause someone to miss a flight because you were too lazy, clueless, or self-centered to park like a decent human being.

Yes, it happened. This morning. At the Edgewater Residences.

Once our team finishes confirming which Einstein behind the wheel caused this mess, that guest will be permanently banned from all StayWithJay properties. Like, forever. We don’t do second chances when your actions cost someone else time, stress, and money.

To our loyal and respectful guests, especially the one who missed their flight—we’re sorry we didn’t catch this in time. You deserve better. We’re working harder than ever to make sure you always get it.

Now for the fun part…

What do you think? Should we start charging parking violators and use that money to pay for the ticket change of the guest they screwed over?

💬 Drop a comment and let us know if we’re being too harsh or just right. 😏